<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33916041</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:02:29.029-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Whereistheart</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whereistheart.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33916041/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whereistheart.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sonya</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17449888967429039639</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33916041.post-115749018798884771</id><published>2006-09-05T13:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-05T14:03:07.996-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fortune Cookies</title><content type='html'>Have you ever gotten a fortune cookie that really gave you a fortune?  It would be nice if you cracked one open and out came a crumpled $1000 bill. Perhaps this would be a good way for the mob to launder their money. The chinese and laundry = cookies.&lt;br /&gt;     I never met a cookie i didn't like but every fortune i get says the same things i say to myself . Yes i know not to trust friends or enemies. I know that tomorrow might be the day. Lucky numbers are 7-14-10. The cookies are as negative as me. Where are the fun lovin cookies, the ones that give hope or anything.&lt;br /&gt;     The next time you read a fortune cookie with a truly inspirational quote , send it to me . I need it&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33916041-115749018798884771?l=whereistheart.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://whereistheart.blogspot.com/feeds/115749018798884771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=33916041&amp;postID=115749018798884771' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33916041/posts/default/115749018798884771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/33916041/posts/default/115749018798884771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://whereistheart.blogspot.com/2006/09/fortune-cookies.html' title='Fortune Cookies'/><author><name>Sonya</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17449888967429039639</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
